Is Obama Supposed To Fear The "Bowling Lobby" Now?

Forget FISA, forget Hillary Clinton at State, forget Blago Gate, forget Rick Warren, the first real controversy of President Elect Obama's yet to be started first term isn't any of those trivial things. No the REAL first controversy is over whether or not he will shelve the Presidential Bowling Alley in favor of upgraded Presidental basketball facilities. Seriously folks, you can't make this stuff up. From the Wing Nut Journal Wall Street Journal:

"It would be a sad, sad day" if Mr. Obama scrapped the bowling lane, says Jim Sturm, president of the Bowling Proprietors' Association of America and owner of two bowling centers in Charleston, W.Va. "I think his political analysts ought to take a long look at removing [it]. It could have a long-term impact on his political prospects."

Yeah, THATS what Obama should be worried about in his first term. Screw the economy, screw foreign policy, screw the housing and jobs crises, the future of the bowling industry is actually the what most of America is worried about! I wouldn't use the Wall Street Journal to clean up dog poo at this point real talk.