A Stormy Forecast for Vitter in Louisianna

I was about to cut and paste this as a straight story about WingNut Senator Vitter, but Wonkette did such a good job with it that I just HAD to use them instead.

let’s start the Wonkette coverage with a nice story about this porn-star/stripper lady in Louisiana, and how she will maybe run against national embarrassment David Vitter, the hooker-lovin’ diaperman of the Senate.

It is kind of amazing that Vitter’s still around, this dumb clod. Not so long ago, the idiot wingnut was found to be using the prostitution services of the since-deceased D.C. Madame. Oh, and their were many detailed reports of his particular Republican fetish: forcing prostitutes back home in Louisiana to dress him in adult diapers, for him to poop in.

Vitter simply refused to leave. He was never prosecuted or even investigated by the Senate. And eventually, people forgot about him — at least outside of Louisiana.

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But who will run against him? Eh, how about a porn star called Stormy Daniels?

We can’t figure out if the people behind “Draft Stormy” want her to be a Republican or what.

Man, I literally couldn't have said it any better myself.