I Wish A Muthafucka Would

So Tea Baggers decided to go all David Duke today and call Civil Rights Icon Congressman John Lewis a nigger, spit on Congressman Cleaver and try to intimidated Congressman Clyburn. Setting aside the fact that we all knew these coward ass bitches were racists from the start, well at least most black folks did, the would have been much better off at trying to keep that shit under wraps. Now that they have let the veil slipped and shown the world who they are, nobody will give as much of a fuck when Tea Baggers start getting fucked up. And make no mistake about it, if you stupid muthafucking Tea Baggers want to run around calling us niggers, then sooner or later you are going to have to answer for that. So just know and understand, as Scarface so eloquently put it, if you want to go to war, we'll take you to war.

Real talk.

Update: Visual evidence.

Jon Stewart On Tea Bagging

Jon Stewart describing how the Tea Bagging protests have turned cable news into bizarro world.

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As Nutty As Squirrel Shit

Tom DeLay puts on his clown shoes to try to defend Texas Governer Rick Perry but Tweety ain't having it.

Michelle Malkin Gets Tea Bagged

Matt Taibbi has been on a tear of late but this new post on Michelle Malkin and her role in the tea bagging parties is perhaps the coup de grace. I won't except much other than some choice money quotes. Go check the whole thing out for yourself, its definitely worth it.

When you read Ann Coulter, you know you’re reading someone who would fuck a hippopotamus if she thought it would boost her Q rating.

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She’s just a mean little dunce who’s wedged herself into a nicely paying career as a GOP spokesclown, and she’s going to ride that gig for as long as it keeps gas in her minivan.

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Now when I read her stuff, I imagine her narrating her text, book-on-tape style, with a big, hairy set of balls in her mouth. It vastly improves her prose.

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In other words teabaggers don’t mind paying taxes to fund the salaries of Bolivian miners, Lou Gerstner’s stock options, deliveries of “sailboat fuel,” the Hermes scarves on Sandy Weill’s jet pillows, or even the export of their own goddamn jobs. But they do hate it when someone tries to re-asphalt their roads, or help bail their slob neighbor out of foreclosure. And God forbid someone propose a health care program, or increased financial aid for college. Hell, that’s like offering to share your turkey with the other Pilgrims! That’s not what America is all about! America is every Pilgrim for himself, dammit! Raise your own motherfucking turkey!

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The really irritating thing about these morons is that, guaranteed, not one of them has ever taken a serious look at the federal budget. Not one has ever bothered to read an actual detailed study of what their taxes pay for. All they do is listen to one-liners doled out by tawdry Murdoch-hired mouthpieces like Michelle Malkin and then repeat them as if they’re their own opinions five seconds later. That’s what passes for political thought in this country. Teabag on, you fools.

Now on your way...

My Two Cents

The Tea Bagging Parties seem to have the same problem with a lack of diversity that the Republican National Convention had last year.


Coincidence?

Eat Your Heart Out Sarah Palin

I thought the crowds at her rallys were bad but compared to the tea baggers some of Sarah Palin's fans look intelligent.

"These Tea Parties Are A Sham"

Good on Faiz Shakir for calling FoxNews out ON FoxNews. Funny how they aren't promoting something that they clearly promoted right after the panel discussion ended. I didn't hear them saying people should exercise their right to voice their opinion when it came to the people protesting the war in Iraq. I wonder why that is....